conservathot 

A Young Conservative or Republican woman who flaunts herself in a sexual/romantic manner to the lonely men of the right wing to gain popularity or positions. May go as far as to actually be sexually active with key individuals to gain prominence.

"Have you met that CR from Alabama?" "Yeah, she's a conservathot. She slept her way into that position."

conservathot by RightieTightie February 16, 2018

New England Conservatory

A music school in Boston with a slight inferiority complex (think Juilliard, Curtis). The string players, pianists, and clarinetists are the freakin' best in the country. It's acronym is NEC, obviously. It's in a wicked old building on Huntington Ave in Boston and has Jordan Hall inside, which is repeatedly called one of the best concert halls in the US.

New England Conservatory is the shit. Go to hell, Juilliard.

New England Conservatory by zhuxx289 November 7, 2009

Conservation of ninjutsu 

A law of the Universe, that states that there is a finite amount of ninjutsu available to each side during any given battle. If there are many ninjas, they are all awarded a fraction of the total ninjutsu, or 1/N where N is the number of ninjas present in the fight.

This is the reason why hordes of ninja warriors will be dispatched relatively easily, whereas the lone ninja is almost unstoppable.

Practical applications of the law of Conservation of ninjutsu:

Sir! There's an army of ninjas heading this way!

Don't worry, we can take them.

Oh wait... it seems they've given up, sir. There's only one guy.

GOD DAMN IT RUN!

Conservation of ninjutsu by Kirbytroid June 5, 2011

conservation of greatness

Usually used in sports related situations (but also applicable to all life situations), conservation of greatness describes a situation where a person has just done something earth shatteringly amazing, and then immediately proceeds to attempt another amazing action. The second action has 1% chance of doubling the glory, and a 99% chance of failure, which includes a 50% chance of making the person look like an absolute fool.

Popularly used in the game of ultimate frisbee, but possibly originating elsewhere.

'Conservation of greatness' is rarely used as part of a statement, but instead is the entire statement, said after witnessing the the failed follow up action.

Said with great joy when an opposing team fails to compensate for conservation of greatness, but with utter frustration when your own team mate has just made a fool of himself.

conservation of greatness by Edgar R Pagan December 19, 2005

Conservaphobia 

The mental abnormality wherein a person has an irrational fear of people with a conservative point of view.

Since the election of President Trump, it seems that conservaphobia is sweeping the nation, and the globe.

Conservaphobia by 66tornadoes December 11, 2016

Conservatroll 

A internet troll who tries to popularize conservative beliefs. Along with his counterpart and nemesis, the libtroll, he is the most poisonous of trolls

Hahaha! Obama's a soshulist! You are dumb! He is Hitler!OH, I guess I'll be called racist!

Shut up, conservatroll

Conservatroll by Cosman246 August 14, 2010

Law of Conservation of Happiness

One of the several laws of life that states that in order for one to attain a state of happiness, another must become unhappy.

Chief was having a bad day. In order to fill his happiness bag, he decided it best to make the division stay late to take inventory of everything in the shop.

Further proof of the Law of Conservation of Happiness...

Law of Conservation of Happiness by 7h0rn3 August 17, 2009