Conquistadore

Someone who duels with the teachers a.k.a they make the teachers so angry they have a screaming match.

John "Mr Detez your fat!"
Mr Deteze "How dare you speak to me that way! How rude, do I go around saying whatever I want? im going to send you to the principles office do you understand?"
John "That doesn't help your fat problem sir!"
Phillip to Friend "whoa that guy can fight like a Conquistadore"

by Sir Gump December 24, 2007

chocolate conquistador

Akin to a butt pirate, except land-based.

Do you know those guys Hernan and Francisco? Total chocolate conquistadors.

by Sandar August 18, 2008

Horny Little Conquistador

Spanish version of little man with the helmet

"The cockgobbling putah almost bit off the Horny Little Conquistador"

by Dornatio May 29, 2003

back-door conquistador

One who is able to conquer five female bum-holes in a period of no greater than seven days.

My dad was a back-door conquistador; at least that's what my mom and sister said.

by Zach Donavan, Chris Patterson, NIck Searcy August 10, 2006

back door conquistador

phrase used to describe homosexuals who conquer uncharted anal territory. derived from spanish "conquerer"

that guy nasty nate is a major back door conquistador

by ballzz March 24, 2003

Horny Little Conquistador

A southerner who dates girls simply to get some, basically a conquest for sex

Jeremy Rawls is a Horny Little Conquistador!!!!

by LeeAnn May 28, 2003

Copper pipe conquistador

Scrapping with a focus on copper pipe.

He broke into all eight vacant houses in the neighborhood. He stole all the copper pipe. His lust for copper is insatiable, he is a copper pipe conquistador.

by CMBS6 January 12, 2008