confukulate

when you are sooo fucking confused its confukulating ...
when your brain is completly brain fried

u confukulate me

by bellaboo18 June 10, 2011

confuckulated

confounded

I'm confuckulated, I've left my laptop where I was on holiday

by lovelifelovedonna April 27, 2010

Conjigulate

The act of preparing someone or one's self a sandwich.

Somebody conjigulate me

by Random#9 April 21, 2011

Confuckulated

Advance level of confusion.

My day is horrible and I am so confuckulated as to why.

by Atype February 20, 2017

conjunkulate

Usually for a male, when your junk congregates in the front, looking lumpy or misshapen.

Dude I hate this picture. Everything is so conjunkulated

by hoeseph69 April 9, 2020

conjibulate

Verb. When cake batter overflows the tin in the oven.

I hope that cake doesn't conjibulate. The tin was quite full.

by Cake Maestro May 12, 2014

confugulate

(n.) Absolutely destroying any logical pretenses because of your current condition.

D How did last night go?
G I don't think we're talking anymore.
D Didn't you tell her how you feel?
G Confugulated.

by milkbasket June 15, 2016