My wife has a tendency to conflatulate.
She just asked me to pass her the Sand Hanitizer.
She keeps saying "Hey Alexandra!" and wonders why Alexa never responds.
I would be concerned, but she's done it all her life, so I know it's not dementia.
She just asked me to pass her the Sand Hanitizer.
She keeps saying "Hey Alexandra!" and wonders why Alexa never responds.
I would be concerned, but she's done it all her life, so I know it's not dementia.
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Conflatualations; expression of wonder over an extraordinarily trumpetious passing of wind from ones chocolate chambers, without the blotting of the under garment.
Conflatulations 'I say Dr Watson, that trouser trumpet was of a magnitude that would normally lay clay - Conflatualations old boy'
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I feel conflaberated
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I feel conflaberated
by iamejwes August 11, 2023
Get the Conflaberated mug.They're changing the terms because you're conflating the terms, retard. You just did just there. You brought it up in the Matt Walsh fucking episode! You acknowledge the difference between the attraction (as something that nothing can be done about) and the thing you're conflating with (molestation).
Hym "You're conflating the attraction and the molestation so they're changing the terms because they don't think you understand the difference."
A retard "I don't care!"
Hym "Yeah, I know and I don't care if your kid gets fucked and decapitated but the problem with that is you're a minority class and you don't have rights or authority over non-criminals (people who have not committed a crime) you also don't actually have ANY authority because you haven't been elected and what you're trying to do is carve out an inflated moral status as parents that gives you the right to circumvent the judicial process. And in the same way you care more about me not getting my money than you do about me walking out of my door right now and stabing my neighbors kids... I care more about you not doing that than I do about your kids getting fucked. Because you're shit. And your kids are shit. And you need to do a The Mist to yourself and your kids. The pedos are everywhere! It's the only way to keep them safe!"
A retard "I don't care!"
Hym "Yeah, I know and I don't care if your kid gets fucked and decapitated but the problem with that is you're a minority class and you don't have rights or authority over non-criminals (people who have not committed a crime) you also don't actually have ANY authority because you haven't been elected and what you're trying to do is carve out an inflated moral status as parents that gives you the right to circumvent the judicial process. And in the same way you care more about me not getting my money than you do about me walking out of my door right now and stabing my neighbors kids... I care more about you not doing that than I do about your kids getting fucked. Because you're shit. And your kids are shit. And you need to do a The Mist to yourself and your kids. The pedos are everywhere! It's the only way to keep them safe!"
by Hym Iam March 5, 2024
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Hym "I'm not conflating shit life with depression and I don't actually need any of those things. My problem is what I said it is and it will be solved by either this or child murder. Why would I listen to a guy who doesn't know what 'Real' is?"
by Hym Iam June 19, 2024
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