Meritorious Conduct

Conduct that is above and beyond the call of duty.
Going beyond what is the norm.

Behaviour that is extraordinary.

John has been awarded a medal for meritorious conduct while rescuing 5 people from a fire.

by Ivansteel May 28, 2006

code of conduct

A code of conduct is a tool to improve the behaviour of brainless slaves. This bible of good behaviour is mostly used by big corporates like Audit firms or BoA where its usual to have low expectations about natural common sense of employees. It can be in written or electronic form.

"Hey have a look at that auditor jerk, his social compentence is based on the E&Y code of conduct"

by ralphy1984 January 6, 2014

train conductor

a high school art teacher who commutes to nyc every weekend to get gang banged. also known as "conducting the train." Just as he conducts his art class, he conducts a pretty steady train as well.

"Wow I am pretty sure the teacher hit on me in art class."
"I am not surprised that guy is a total train conductor"

by xxbaldartteacherxx December 5, 2009

dishorderly conduct

The point of diminished returns hording

I can't find anything in the rats nest
So my life's choices lead to this conclusion.
I am guilty of dishorderly conduct.
I found myself in the maze I created holding on to things while I let myself go

by Tonythetiler December 19, 2021

Train Conductor

A woman who takes penises in multiple orifices at the same time. Esentially, a gang bang recipient.

A few train conductors are in the locker room, playing with some choo choos.

by Finchard November 10, 2005

Condunce

Delivering a concise 'Executive Summary' in a way that is apropriate for Executives or Small Children.

The Lawyer had to use small words so that the ferrett and other small woodland creatures could understand the difficult concept of Tort reform. She condunced the topic for theferrett

by SnacktimeMuncher June 16, 2009

Douchebag Code of Conduct

A douchebag must wear or have 3 of the following:

1. Excessively combed hair
2. Sagging Pants
3. One of those combinations of baseball caps and winter hats
4. Unnatural jean colors (e.g red jeans)
5. Skinny jeans
6. Unnecessary skateboard shoes
7. Converses
8. Harry Potter style glasses
9. Backwards hat
10. A t shirt with a loose jacket
11. Or wear a loose-fitting cap

And must do two of the following.....

1. Play Lacrosse
2. Skateboard or Snowboard
3. Wear no shirt half of the time
4. Use hip hop speech (e.g. "yo")
5. Have one girlfriend per week
6. Walk like they have shit in their pants
7. Smoke marijuana
8. Have over 500 facebook friends
9. Wear an earing
10. Call everyone their "son"

Person A: Yo, you not sagging, you're violating the Douchebag Code of Conduct

Person B: Word Son, I'll fix that

by thoughtfultaco November 29, 2010