conrado

Every one thinks he is a genious and everyone loves him. He loves to do stuff outside and be active. In the future he will grow up to be millionare and be a big hit. If you know a conrado then wait until the money rolls in.

Man i wish i knew a conrado i need some money.

by iouryhtgfdsyjhhgvjhavsjhgvshvs May 9, 2018

[Sloppy Conrad]

A "sloppy conrad" is when a man ejaculates with such force that his junk goes in many directions. One might achieve a "sloppy conrad" if he blows a load that hits...
A: a wall/object directly opposite his line of fire
B: a fellow woman's (or man's) eyeball
C: his chin
D: any other strange or far away area

Woah! My semen just hit the lamp! Sloppy Conrad, WHOOOOOOOOOO!

by The Best Person Ever, yay! January 6, 2009

Conrad

The sweetest guy you will ever met, a newfie through and through, will an amazing voice and an even more amazing heart. IS in love with one person and one person only. Is the most forgiving person on earth. Is a little bit weird, but it's a weirdness that is not hard to fall in love with.

God, Look at that sweet newfie boy, he's such a Conrad.

by AliceChevarie May 22, 2013

The Sydney Conrad

when your getting head from a chick and you grab her by the ears and as soon as your about to bust you pull her ears all the way up to your pelvis then thurst your and bust all theway down her throat and watch the skit drip from her ears

damn...i just did "The Sydney Conrad" on that hoe!!

by lsn Joshua Walker April 12, 2010

condamn

Another way to say condom. Popularized by the YouTube hit video "Shoes".

"What did you expect to get for your birthday, condamns?"
"You'd best use a condamn if you don't wanna get knocked up!"

by Aluriaphin October 9, 2007

Condaddy

Someone who is completely worthless in life. A condaddy is someone who fails at everything they do and can complete nothing in a single day. You skip classes and sit in a lazy boy all day saying you have done something productive that day when you really know you haven't done a damn thing. If you know a Condaddy then you realize the kid is completely worthless.

Hey man are you gonna go to class today?....No I'm gonna sit and watch tv....Damn kid you keep this up and your gonna end up being a condaddy!

Hey are you gonna quit drinking everyday and do something productive or are you gonna keep acting like a Condaddy!!

by thelegend9109 November 15, 2011

Contadger

To have a contagious disease on the tip of your penis/tadger

"I shagged a bird from Methil last night and now I've got a Contadger."

by TheContadgerBadger February 28, 2015