cuntalingus

also spelled cunalingus, is the act of eating or licking out the female genatalia usually a well kept cooter.

Bitch din't even give me head and and she got cuntalingus

by Gump town balla October 28, 2005

centerline cuntalingus

eating out a well kept cooter while she is driving

centerline cuntalingus is going down on a girl while shes driving

by trevortdawgnelson June 23, 2011

The Condolingus Special

When you have sex with a girl doggie style, while she eats out another girl, while that girl is giving head to your best friend and you and your best friend high-five over the two girls, creating an epic eiffel tower.

Yo, last night me and Brandon brought home these two girls and we performed the Condolingus special on them.

by steezeeasy16 August 21, 2011

canalingus

When a dog licks your butt.

I was awakened the other morning by my dog performing canalingus on me. I was thrilled for a third of a second until I woke up, realized whose tongue it was, and kicked him out of bed.

by floorwax June 23, 2009

Catalingus

A sexually transmitted disease(STD) when a lot of std's join as one and make your vagina begin to deteriorate.

"Y'all see the neighborhood hoe Keisha she done came down with catalingus. I went to fuck last night and her pussy was falling apart."

by Lilzaybaby04 May 3, 2018

contralingus

Noun

1. A variation on the popular belief that one should lick the alphabet while performing cunnilingus, but in this case, licking in the pattern of Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A and then spelling out the word "START."

"I'm going to stop at my friends house for old school video game night, then I'm heading straight to my girlfriends house to perform contralingus."

by billebllunt December 11, 2013

chobalingus

The act of licking a yogurt lid.

"Before eating Greek yogurt, I like to perform chobalingus."

Before eating Greek yogurt, I like to perform chobalingus.

Chobalingus is the best part of eating a yogurt.

by DJDanB February 21, 2014