Comsult

A word used to describe something that is a compliment and an insult.

Becky just told me she loves my shirt and it covers my rolls. What a comsult!

by Twantayy May 27, 2015

commulord

A term for an absolute AIDS RIDDEN car that has one sole purpose; to commute with as little hassle as possible, and to not actually give a shit about. it must be mechanically PEFECT and handle all the abuse given, but also totally undesirable and if possible hold no actual value. Only then can it have commulord status.

My fiat bravo 2.0, aka 'the big one'. it simply refuses to die, and is currently contending for commulord supremacy.

by Rogtheriddler March 21, 2008

communicating with the aliens

when someone is next to you and they talk really loud for no reason.

when you are walking down the street with a friend and you guys are talking and the person starts talking really loud for no reason which makes it look like their communicating with the aliens

by lukeperrybomb September 24, 2009

the.commune

White boy communist 🙏🙏

“The.commune does not want us to say hey mamas to him in public.”

by heymamasletmeradicalizeyou October 18, 2020

Highly Combustible Fart Syndrome

An uncommon yet highly infectious disease characterised by the repetitive and highly explosive detonations released from one's rectum, often coinciding with a massive expulsion of shit and piss (shiss, or pisst if you prefer). Strangely, the sizes of the sudden shit-splosions have been measured to be over 10 meters long and contain more force and matter than the unfortunate individual could possibly house. Despite the disease being almost impossible to investigate, it is thought that the sudden force of explosive diarrhea rips a hole in the fabric of the universe, creating a small temporary wormhole allowing more shit to travel through. Some scientists theorise that if the disease was more closely understood, it is possible that it could hold the key to both interdimensional and warp-speed travel.
The exact origin of this disease of this is unknown, but it is theorised to either have been caused by the founding of Taco Bell in 1962, or the popularisation of commercial laxatives in the late 1920s.

Michael: Ah fuck man, the doctor has diagnosed me with Highly Combustible Fart Syndrome. He-
*FUCKING EXPLODES IN A MASSIVE SHOWER OF SHIT AND PISS, INSTANTLY DESTROYING EVERYTHING IN A 10 MILE RADIUS*
Devin, now covered in diarrhea: Bummer, dude.

by sussy among baka balls March 18, 2022

communal girlfriend

A girl who is commited to a small community or group of boys

mark and cameron greeted their communal girlfriend Cindy with a hug

by Sandy Brown December 4, 2007

combundance

Combundance is a word that common folk like you shall not ever seen to grasp. This word is for sophisticated aristocrats like Sir Friedrich Wazzlebozzle.

Oh darling, aren't these orphans so delightfully full of combundance.

by Sir Friedrich Wozzle Bozzle February 9, 2020