cloud computing

Cloud computing is a style of computing in which dynamically scalable and often virtualised resources are provided as a service over the Internet. Users need not have knowledge of, expertise in, or control over the technology infrastructure "in the cloud" that supports them

Sun Microsystems showcased the Sun Open Cloud Platform, the company's open cloud computing infrastructure, powered by industry-leading software technologies from Sun, including Java, MySQL, OpenSolaris and Open Storage.

by terababy March 21, 2009

Combines

Combines are like acorns, only larger. they can be tripped over so therefore need harvested. (by a brand new combine harvester) they can be a variety of colours, mainly brown or gold though. Combines can be eaten by many animals but usually ones of a small nature. (squirrels and rabbits etc) Combines originate from Trees and acorns. they are a mixture of both

Guy 1 - "Woah! What are those things that resemble acorns but also look slightly like a tree?!"

Guy 2 - "Dude, those are combines? Do you not see that Combine Harvester going through the fields collecting them?"

Guy 1 - "oh, man your right. Combines rock!"

by ilikewordss November 21, 2010

concubine

A woman in an ongoing monogamous relationship with a man of her own volition, regardless of economic, social, or marital status.

My concubine is free to make her own choices. She may stay or go at her will.

by dudemanhippie November 11, 2010

complainer

Someone who is picky to the point of not being able to shut the fuck up about the bad stuff and concentrate on just ONE good thing around them.
One who opens up their study material, flips on the TV, watches TV for twenty minutes and then exclaims, "STUDYING IS SOOOO HARD!"

"Oh I can't believe I'm getting such a bad grade in this class! Ugh, I don't want to watch this, the TV sucks. I don't feel like studying today. I think I'll just take a nap instead. Wow this bed is so uncomfortable! I wish someone would run me over."

"Shut up and stop being such a complainer before someone DOES."

by The Annoyed Roommate May 2, 2009

compuliterate

(adj)
to lack computer skills,
being illiterate on the computer
see illiterate

"I hate when Rudy asks me to post sneakers up for sale for him on the computer" said Marc.
"Yeah, hes so compuliterate!" exclaimed Erick.

by Marcos David Purdie December 19, 2008

Compucide

Unnatural death of a computer via intentional misuse, negligence, or incompetence.

My mother is on her third laptop in four years. She's lucky compucide isn't a crime.

by TMH88-UK June 14, 2017

Shadow Combine

Shadow Combine is just a human being

Shadow Combine is Best Boi

by LJ is best gurl April 21, 2021