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343: I cOuLd GeT mY iNtErNeT TaKen AwAy If I DoWnLoAd CoMpReSsEd ViDeO GaMeS
by BicicletaRusa February 15, 2025
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Compressed Personal Computer Video Games: The First Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025
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0:i CoUlD gEt My InTeRnEt TaKeN iF i DoWnLoAd CoMpReSsEd ViDeO gAmEs
by BicicletaRusa February 15, 2025
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compressed head

when you compress your girlfriend head with your hands and she likes it, then hates it right afterwards but you keep doing it because it provides you with endless joy.
ex me: Hey honey
gf: hi
me: (compresses head)
gf: stop that (with a compressed head)
me: no (proceeds to compress head even harder)
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