Compare funds

A slang saying made by "EXkaizer" on YouTube, booting/psn com now uses it.

Date created : 8/14/19

"Compare funds" with me, show me at least 1k in balance.

by Compare funds October 17, 2021

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Comparing Shades of shit

When two things are both shitty and awful, but someone wants to whataboutism something else shitty.

Youre just comparing shades of shit.

They both are shit. It's not a competition. Stop trying to one up shit. If they're both shit. Stop splitting grey hairs.

Jess is an unemployed loser
Yeah but what about your bother John.

You're just comparing shades of shit.

by tepest January 2, 2024

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comparative fallometry

Term for group of guys attempting to show who is alpha

Stupid alpha guy: -My dick is bigger than yours
Nerdy guy: -Don't start comparative fallometry

by dildo777 December 10, 2023

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Comparative suffering

You ever hear Dave Chappelle’s comparative suffering joke.

Hym “I’m not going to play comparative suffering with you, bitch, if it was the other way around and I was parading myself around on YouTube regurgitating Dr. Jeepjorp’s diary entries and you found out about it you wouldn’t fucking defend me for doing it. So, you can eat a dick.”

by Hym Iam October 5, 2022

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compare you to YOU

when females on instagram says "oh my god her bodys perfect"

or
"oh my god shes so pretty"
like ok shes pretty. leave it at that tho.
Theres nothing you can do for your own sanity than admit shes pretty and move on with yourself.
If youre unattractive just say that, respectfully.
You can only compare yourself to your own best.
Look as good as you can, do yourself up, embrace your OWN beauty.

STop worrying about evryoe else.
Thank you have a great day

compare you to you, not the rest

by saacabb April 7, 2022

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