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Comparative suffering

You ever hear Dave Chappelle’s comparative suffering joke.
Hym “I’m not going to play comparative suffering with you, bitch, if it was the other way around and I was parading myself around on YouTube regurgitating Dr. Jeepjorp’s diary entries and you found out about it you wouldn’t fucking defend me for doing it. So, you can eat a dick.”
by Hym Iam October 5, 2022
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comparative fallometry

Term for group of guys attempting to show who is alpha
Stupid alpha guy: -My dick is bigger than yours
Nerdy guy: -Don't start comparative fallometry
by dildo777 December 10, 2023
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Compare funds

A slang saying made by "EXkaizer" on YouTube, booting/psn com now uses it.

Date created : 8/14/19
"Compare funds" with me, show me at least 1k in balance.
by Compare funds October 17, 2021
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Compare

And who are other people going to compare me to?
Hym "Is it... Is it other people? Are the other people going to compare me to other people?"

Iam "They might compare you to you... Sometimes." 🤷

Hym "Maybe if you display a radical change in appearance. Lose or gain a bunch of weight. Get horribly disfigured or something."

Iam "Well... You shouldn't care what other people think about you."

Hym "If my identity is, in part, a matter of consensus; what other people think is perpetually relevant. I have to care what other people think. I don't have a choice."

Iam "Yeah, I don't think it should be a matter of consensus in the first place but I see what you mean... Hmm... Hmm... Does comparison constitute imitating the creature?"

Hym "Technically... Yes... Well... No. The creature cannot compare itself to anything else and, therefore, would make the act of comparison uniquely human. It's too different from anything to compare itself to anything. Humans are alike enough to one another to compare."

Iam "Huh... Right because relativity would only exist within the confines of reality and God exist outside of it... Right?"

Hym "Seems about right. I don't know I'm getting tired. We'll figure out in the morning."

Iam "Aight."
by Hym Iam July 25, 2022
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comparently

Differences may not be seen in two things until they are compared side by side, then the similarities or differences are apparent.
I always though Jim and Eddy looked the same, but comparently they are different.
by Bob. R November 28, 2019
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National Compare Nudes Day

December 6th is National Compare Nudes Day. Compare explicit pictures of your body with a partner of the same sex.
On National Compare Nudes Day, Fred and I compared sizes and he’s packing!
by exwicka December 6, 2022
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Comparing Shades of shit

When two things are both shitty and awful, but someone wants to whataboutism something else shitty.

Youre just comparing shades of shit.

They both are shit. It's not a competition. Stop trying to one up shit. If they're both shit. Stop splitting grey hairs.
Jess is an unemployed loser
Yeah but what about your bother John.

You're just comparing shades of shit.
by tepest January 2, 2024
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