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comic book guy

(noun)

Anyone that has the characteristics of the Comic Book Guy from the Simpsons. Some characteristics include:
- arguing excessively (especially on Internet forums) over, for example, minute details about some minor point or the way Spock exhaled as he spoke from the 34th episode of the original Star Trek series from 1950 whatever.
- informing someone of something (like a software release) the moment it happens. "You should be informed Microsoft has released another minor update patch for the Internet Connection Wizard for Windows 95."
- insisting that their interpretation of any given topic is the correct one, with a twist of role playing games and choose-your-own adventure book titles to back their point up.
- fat arsed/ugly with no women in their life except for the mother, sister(s) or pr0n.
- skinny arsed with trimmed facial hair, glasses and a pony tail.
- always has the fastest Internet connection going and is constantly downloading something illegal from the latest p2p or file swarming network.
- doesn't like another person you class as a comic book guy (as comic book guys don't get on because they argue each other in circles and compete to download the latest video driver updates first then email them to the other one)
I left my MSN on auto file accept accidentally and went out. When I got home this comic book guy on my list had sent me about a hundred files he had downloaded off bit torrent. Most of it was pr0n or pictures of wizards from role play games.
by Cabji March 1, 2004
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comic book guy

Simpsons character who has no confirmed real name. He tends to use a catch phrase of "Worst (insert word) ever."
by 1_WTC_Lock May 21, 2004
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Comicore

Rap music with a basis of comic book topics...
Comic book rap
MF DOOM, Tony Starks, Masters of Evil, Ulysses Klaw. Rappers that rap with comics as their basis. Comicore.
by Steave Me Be July 14, 2010
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comeicida

Ah, Comeicida, a young, fantastic young women with much success ahead of her. Nobody realized how attractive she really was until recently. Yea, maybe it’s a weird name, but you think she’s the one.
Hey, did you see Comeicida today! She looks outstanding!
by Adam1738gg January 12, 2023
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Comical Value

Pointless things added for increased fun. Or different weapons used in the disposal of chavs.
Using a Wooden Spoon to castrate a chav.
Using an incredibly oversized catapult to fling a chav into a wall merely 20cm away.
by Tw166y May 24, 2005
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Combichrist

1. Combichrist is the sound that goes on in my head during a bad day at work.
2. An awesome industrial/aggrotech outfit.
I looked around the staffroom at all the miserable faces and tried to think of something nice to say but all I could hear was the driving beat of Tractor pulsing through my brain. It was a Combichrist moment.
by Navigator to the Damned April 3, 2009
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