Cunt Master Colonel

Someone who is such a cunt that they have reached the rank of Colonel in the cunt brigade.

Your a fucking cunt master colonel!

by Nick Ozlo January 5, 2008

Cologne

1 - A name for men's fragrance
2 - A common misspelled term via text or writing.

Marla S. - Wow, your colon smells good
Tyler D. - Marla, it's cologne. The G's silent.

by Edward Norton vs The World August 17, 2015

Colonel Trautmann

The mentor and commanding officer of John Rambo. Was captured by Vietnamese soldiers at one point, but Rambo busted him out. Colonel Trautmann likes to point out to people what a bad-ass Rambo is.

"This mission is over, Rambo!"

by crazyrabbits June 4, 2005

Ghetto Cologne

Febreeze or other type of air freshener used instead of real cologne do to lack of that and/or money

Justin:Hey you smell good is that the new MJ cologne
Ki: what you think im that rich. This is just some ghetto cologne

by PapA Shamus November 8, 2009

nut cologne

The smell on your face that lingers after a guy screws yer mouth, from his nuts smackin yer face repeatedly

"I'm wearing Brent's nut cologne, from our session this morning, have a sniff."

by Mr. Mangina May 13, 2005

Colonel Jessup

The blowjob a man receives from his female boss.

"There is nothing on this earth sexier, believe me, gentlemen, than a woman you have to salute in the morning. Promote 'em all, I say, 'cause this is true: if you haven't gotten a blowjob from a superior officer, well, you're just letting the best in life pass you by." - Colonel Nathan R. Jessup. A Few Good Men.

P: J, I need you to stay late this evening.
J: Is the budget due tomorrow?
P: Yes, and if we get everything knocked out quickly, we'll wrap things up with a Colonel Jessup.

Mike did not want to admit to his co-workers, nor his wife that sometimes his business trips included a night cap and a Colonel Jessup.

by HolsingerTX September 6, 2014

Colonel Regret

The feeling you have between 45 minutes and 1 hour after eating kfc where you feel sick from the grease

It is an accepted part of eating kfc that within an hour you will generally experience colonel regret unless you are a seasoned colonel veteran

by Browntown154 December 20, 2014