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Susan Collins

1. A term used to describe a woman who trusts an irate, lying, paranoid drunk over a competent, collected woman.
2. A politician who acts as though she is a moderate feminist, but is a master-mind behind the war on women.
3. The act of pretending to care and listen to survivors of sexual assault, but afterwards claiming the survivors were bullies.
4. A politician who delivers a speech that speaks down to every person who ever experienced or believed someone who was a victim of sexual assault.
5. A hypocrite.
Angela pulled a Susan Collins when she told Brandon that Amy was a bully for telling her she was raped last weekend.
That governor is a real Susan Collins for saying she supports women while restricting their access to birth control.

I would say I'm more of a Susan Collins in that I find angry powerful men incredibly compelling.
by Bart Kavanaugh October 6, 2018
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collins

Collins are good friends and boyfriends bucause they understand you and give you good advice. They are normally quite tall and skinny tho they may not realise. Collins are very rare and extremely hard to find but trust me, if you find one, keep him safe and listen to him, because if you listen to him, he will listen back and give you good advice when he can.
Leah: hey Collins i have a worry.

Collins: what is it?...
from then on he will listen and help here and there.
by leah x turner December 27, 2016
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mr collins

a bald cunt who likes to sing to his darling all day , a mr Collins is a retard at his job and everything in life
you run like such a mr Collins

your such a mr collins
by steven maynardsteven maynard February 6, 2018
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Jason Collins

A no talent former NBA player who got a phone call from the president after announcing his homosexuality. Also dated a girl for nearly 7 years and dumped her on the day of the engagement.(after possibly infecting her with hiv)
That Jason Collins probably got AIDs from his gay lifestyle

I wonder why he suddenly came out of the closet AFTER he got kicked out of the NBA for his poor performance?
by Not Another 1 August 26, 2013
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Collingwood

Collingwood- a place full of diversity Hicks, preps, stoners, party animals, etc. Wild ass people live in Collingwood and know how to have a good time. Locals spend most of their time at the pier in the summer at blue in the winter and Dons all year round. CCI is home of many that partake in Collingwoods many activities this is also home to the 80% stoner population of Collingwood and will scare niners at first but after many trips to the bathroom seeing people vaping, skipping class, and much more you get used to the hectic atmosphere.
Hey are you going to the party in town tonight?
No it’s Collingwood it’s going to be shut down in a second
by Cwood January 20, 2019
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Collingwood

The population is about 98% full of white kids who try and act like they are black and wish they were, but are definitly not. The guys hobbies include Hockey, smoking 24/7, vaping 50 nic, the occasional smash and dash, balling, and chopping. You can find this species in various places including the YMCA, Subway at lunch, Badlands park, local parties, or in a typical sesh spot. If you're having trouble locating one of these crazy party animals just announce that you've "got kush" and they'll come running like the cat in the temptations commercial. These boys can be spotted in tiny hats, tall socks and beige khakis. Enough about the boys, because the girls are another fun story. The girls in Collingwood enjoy getting trashed on weekends! A Mickey of Smirnoff is where it's at and if you're fancy ladies you'll pull through with a flavoured 2/6. You can find the girls at local parties or McDonalds in the summer anytime past 9 Pm. You'll find these ladies are attached to thier vapes like it's thier left arm. If you're trying to attract these creatures just yell "who needs a fill" and you'll be instantly surronded by Cwood chicks. They'll most likely be seen wearing leggings, sweatpants, beanies, Airforce 1's and Stans! Collingwood is a great place to be, filled with nicotine addicted children that really enjoy writing UD definitions for fun.
City idiot 1:"Damn these people are wack"
City idiot 2: "Ya they're from Collingwood"
by 420collingwood50nic January 22, 2019
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Matthew John Collings

Man doesn't walk he roll like a ball. Ever played overwatch? cause his is equivalent to the hamster. he is just so huge
wow matthew john collings is so big
by Gay_Priest June 20, 2021
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