Chingrat

A gentleman that regularly snorts the cocaine of others, without making a contribution.

As Chingrat noticed that the cocaine supply had dried up, he said "Is that the time? I must be making a move".

by Mr Grayham Johnson May 23, 2008

congratrollations

The expression of success for an internet troll; the act of congratulating someone sarcastically by trolling them.

Congratrollations, I guess you made a point, ass.

by amclay April 13, 2011

congrats

short for wordCongratulations/word

Person 1: I'm getting hitched soon
Person 2: Congrats dude

by The-Doc October 22, 2003

Congratsturbating

Creating a problem that affects millions of people, then praising oneself for fixing only the small part of the problem that affects you and then masturbating.

(from April 29th, 2013 The Daily Show with Jon Steward) - featuring the Urban Dictionary word "Procrasturbating"

Sen. Susan Collins (R): "It's nice to know, that when we work together we really can solve problems!"

Jon: "Yeah, how nice from you - I think I have a new word for the Urban Dictionary: Congratsturbating."

by Al P Trollolol April 30, 2013

Congratufuckinglations

It means I don't care but I'm gonna pretend but I don't

"congratufuckinglations it doesn't matter"

by Joyceslays September 12, 2015

Congrats

An abbreviation of congratulations which almost everyone uses and due to that, they forget about congratulations.

Most people write congrats because they don’t know the spelling of congratulations.

by Pleasedontdothat888 February 19, 2020

Congratuhate

Giving someone a backhanded compliment or an innocently appearing statement intended to offend or bring someone down.

Congratuhate with a back-handed compliment, "Oh I love how you got your hair done! It reminds me of a look my grandma used to sport..." or "You have beautiful legs, they look just like my mom's legs..." "You're handsome, but have you ever thought of doing some push-ups?" "You look like this handsome actor from a movie, you know, like the guy who plays the caveman on the insurance commercials?"

by Libra Brandywine July 25, 2011