go forth and copulate

polite English usage for "fuck off".

In the presence of a teacher:
Schoolboy John: Go dip your head in a bucket of shit!
Tom: Why don't you go forth and copulate!

by Snooty Man August 22, 2011

conflate

To combine, merge or a combination of two or more things together.

She conflated the flour and milk along with eggs and made pancakes

by Linktlh April 24, 2018

cockulater

the use of your penis in the terms of a calculator.

billy: "kevin have you charged your cockulater.?"
Kevin" no its is still charging since i discharged it 20 minutes ago."

by ndfootball75 November 18, 2011

copulate

To fornicate, an act usually followed by a steamy excrement of relief. Well, for me anyway.

I copulated with your aunties and then defecated on their bed in response to my pleasure.

by Didda Tinkle July 6, 2004

Coggulate

N. 1)To remember, to record, or to note 2)To put together, to create

I must COGGULATE this letter to Hunter S. Thompson, in a way that will impress him.

by Sabrina Lee March 3, 2004

Confucated

Something that is way to complicated, or confusing, and cannot possibly be explained to someone.

A combination of confusion and complication.

This is.........confucating.

Im confucated from the fact that you can actually do that!

BarryMan is confucating.

by Logan October 29, 2004

Cockulate

When chicks try and calculate how many cocks they have undertaken

Giiiiirl the other night I tried to cockulate and I gave up after I got to freshman year of college

by Yo bald headed momma November 28, 2017