coffeefee

It means Coffeys, but better.

"hey do you wanna go get coffeefee"

by becarefulimalawyer September 28, 2020

coffeegrinder

A really disgusting act wherein a man takes dried-up, crumb-like feces and places them on a victim's forehead and crushes them with his dick.

I honestly hope no one has ever performed the sex act known as the coffeegrinder.

by Mr. K May 16, 2004

Coffeegrinder

to wipe your crusty ass, take the crumbs and put them on someone's forehead. Then grind the crumbs by smacking your penis against their forehead repeatively.

She's hott, she's really hott, she is coffeegrinding hott!

by Anonymous March 20, 2004

Coffeeer

Of or being more like Coffee than just regular Coffee. This includes adding large amounts of sugar, cream, and other additives.

As opposed to a regular hot cup of freshly brewed coffee, A coffee that is coffeeer has large amounts of cream, sugar, and other additives. This can be achieved by adding at least 4 large spoonfuls of sugar, artificial or natural, more than 5 regular cream packets, and possibly any other additive, such as a mix of some sort.

by Karl Brower June 11, 2006

coffeebot

A robot dedicated to brewing and/or drinking coffee. See also urn; drip coffee maker; percolator.

Hey, coffeebot, I'll take a regular house brew.

by coffeebot February 22, 2008

Coffeebrag

Excessive posting of updates on Twitter and Facebook about how much you need coffee in the morning.

Every morning at about 6 a.m., Susan insists on posting a coffeebrag about her morning cup of Starbucks.

by The Stew October 3, 2012

coffeeshopping

The act of going to coffee shops while performing work that makes one fee like a functioning, productive human. (Work may include, but is not limited to, school work, big kid job work, shopping on Etsy, etc.)

Person 1: What are your plans for today?

Person 2: I'm going coffeeshopping; I need to finish studying for tomorrow's midterm.

by Samthenotsowise November 12, 2014