constable

A badly shaved minge

Gingerly pulling aside her panties I was stunned to be confronted by a constable,one of Brtains finest, albeit one unskilled in the feminine art of shaving

by Temple23 January 13, 2007

constable

noun. (a.k.a) cunt stubble. a constable is a one-day old shaved pussy.

bro1: sup with the raw scratch on your face bro?
bro2: just gave head to chanel for lunch, you should have see her constable...ouch!
bro1: damn bro...

by Pace the race November 20, 2011

cocktale

A sot's wildly exaggerated personal account of an alleged sexual romp, spun repeatedly (with additional embellishments) to a slobbering posse of sex-deprived losers.

Uh-oh, Frank just knocked over his drink reaching into his wallet for a prop condom. Looks like he's about to spill another cocktale.

by loincloth January 12, 2008

jack constable

A fat idiot that never shuts the fuck up and always talks about train. He attends the Robert Napier School and has only one friend.

person 1: Have you seen Jack Constable?
person 2: Can I see him? How can I miss him?

by anonymous420911 January 19, 2019

Ruby Constable

hottie, someone of high status and a gyatt.

you're so Ruby Constable core!

by BarackObama69 September 6, 2023

cockstage

being held in captivity in order to willingly have sex with another person. Used for both female and male situations, as holding a man captive to have sex is already defined as "awesome."

My boyfriend won't let me leave the house, he's holding me cockstage.

I feel like all I ever do is stay home and bone; I'm being held cockstage.

by KCF1591 December 9, 2010

cockstab

1. To metaphorically stab someone with your metaphorical cock, and not in a good way. Cause much pain and humiliation from a dominant position.

2. Someone who is such a dick that it is painful to listen to them talk.

1. I was hauling minerals to Jita and was totally cockstabbed by some assholes.

2. That grunk is such a cockstab.

by Yegolev August 9, 2007