cockstar

a rockstar energy drink that is mixed with vodka, and tequila.

cockstar will blow your cock off!

by floatinhed March 27, 2012

cocksta

Term of abuse used for someone who has aspirations to greatness and is worthy of abuse. Often more widely used in a general sense.

Get out of your swivel office chair and make your own tea, you cocksta!

Nah bud, I can't be fucked talking to that cocksta.

by Dai Knight August 17, 2003

jolly cockstain

Someone that is blissfully unaware of how miserably pathetic they truly are.

John Howard is a jolly cockstain. Ignorance is bliss.

by Kiwi Sam April 2, 2008

cockstar

a male pornstar or frequent fornicator

What would you like to be when you grow up son? Well Dad my girlfriend says I'm a total cockstar so I will go for that.

by Andy Sayles April 4, 2007

Die Cockstand

verb To die while in the midst of such a great flurry of activity that one's erection remains after death. Commonly used to describe busy activity.

Sergeant: "If you screw up again, I will make sure you do so many push ups that you die cockstand!"

by sergeant iron May 19, 2010

cockstash

The act of raping someone while they are sleeping by putting your dick in there mouth and or making them give you a blowjob

Jayne was mad when she found out Joe cockstashed her

by thefreeman00 July 30, 2008

Cockscab

That asshole troll who lives in his parents basement Internet fighting everyone

I just had to post something political on Facebook to see how many Cockscabs I could catch online!

by purple hippo March 3, 2016