cockslide

Another name for a jag-bag or assmunch.

That dude at the bar cut in front of me,what a cockslide.

by Joe. Smith March 30, 2006

cockspectation

Expectation held by the penis. An erect penis clearly has cockspectations of receiving some attention.

Intellectually, I realize that she would be a damaging person to have a relationship with, but I have overwhelming cockspectations of her that are driving me to tap that.

by nl-mc November 17, 2011

Cocksickle

A dick head jackass that is a mouthy little bastard

God did u see how much of a Cocksickle jazzmines boy friend is

by Barrywood24/7 August 1, 2016

Butt-Fudge Cocksicle

The sexual term for when a female performs fellatio on a male immediately after anal-sex.

Janice's brown stains on her teeth are testament to her unprecedented Butt-Fudge Cocksicle giving skills!

by G.P.R. September 19, 2009

cocksmiler

One who can't stop smiling when he has tons of cock in his mouth.

Quit sucking so much cock, you cocksmiler.

by 1337dkidd December 6, 2003

cocksided

Hell, its almost sideways. Or maybe off-centre. Off-center? Who knows.

*When examining a painting.* Hm... No, no, that's cocksided.

by Robert Akins September 7, 2005

Cockside Burger

The cringey ass nigga chef sticks his raw dick into the burger and chops the corners off like your lunch lady in elementary school and serves the burger sideways like a nigga hot dog and his dick is left in the burger.

This nigga out here really made me eat this cockside burger right side up.

by Iceclecreame April 8, 2019