cockscab

Someone so irritating, only a healing wound on your dick can compare.

Joe called in sick again, so now I have to cover another shift for that cockscab.

by greenmonstahmsn.com April 23, 2008

cockscrubber

a mustache on a gay man, or, if on a straight man, a mustache that is too gay and should be removed to avoid confusion.

Richie, you gotta shave that cockscrubber before Bobby sees you or he'll rape your face.

by mjolnir February 16, 2009

cockstomp

When someone cockblocks you so hard it's almost as if they have taken your cock and stomped on it with cleats.

-He actually cockblocked me three times over the course of the weekend.

-Dang. That sounds more like a cockstomp to me.

by Nordic Semen December 1, 2009

Cockstomping

v. The most extreme form of cock block.

Bro, Cesar was cockstomping all over Adam last night... with Nikki's shoes. It was heinous.

by azola July 25, 2010

Cockwomble

The perfect word to describe Donald Trump.

"Donald Trump really does come out with some proper bollocks."

"The guy is an utter cockwomble."

by Larkham April 18, 2016

cockbomb

adj.
1.) Used to describe the udder stupidity of others while in public by blurting it out as loud as you can.
2.) Used as a substitute for any adjective. Primarily in place of the words "making/make/made love."
3.) Used as a substitute for any noun. Particularly "Love Honey"

1.) *Spots a group of annoying people talking loudly in a restaurant*
"COCKBOMB!"
2.) I'd cockbomb the hell out of that chick.
3.) I cockbombed all over her face.

by andyTHPS October 27, 2005

Cockwomble

See Justin Trudeau

Justin Trudeau is a cockwombling cockwomble Thundercunt

by Plug1234 March 7, 2022