CockandBallology

The study of cock and balls

I study CockandBallology in college

Or
I had an exam in CockandBallology today, it was about cock and ball torture

by JM⭐ October 4, 2021

Cockwand

When you use your boyfriends dick like a you're in a harry potter movie.

'Expelliarmus! This cockwand is huge!"

by FunnyTeHeHe March 8, 2023

cockhands

A term given to the one unlucky enough to have phallic projections instead of fingers, rather like ten dick digits. This person will usually be really cackhanded, retarded, and a bit of a dickweed.

mohsin :whoah i just realised my fingernails are foreskins!
Callum: "shut up cockhands you fag"

by scallum December 4, 2005

cocksandwich

The act of inserting your short shriveled chode (short,fat, Pee-Pee) in between two molding hogie rolls or loose roast beef curtain lips preferably from your grandmother or a loud mouthed rent-a-cop who has a hairy brillo pad muff that is often licked by a member of valet services.

\\\\\\\"Hey Conor, You wanna come over here and stick your millimeter peter in-between my saggy tarp lips and we can make the best cocksandwich you have ever encountered\\\\\\\". HOLD THE MAYO!

by Muff Mania September 13, 2007

cockstand

The act of having a giant cock. A cock so long that when erect you could put it on the ground on a windy day just to hold yourself up. Kind of like a kickstand on a bicycle. In some rare cases tho if is when you go out looking for a mean dick to hop up and down on like a pogo-stick.

Nick: Yo Chris I heard you did a cockstand this weekend, is that true?
Chris: Ya man, its true.
Nick: I dont see where you get enjoyment out of another mans penis...thats gross!

by theycallmeballsdeep March 31, 2009

cockandballs

peenas and balls but used for short innit

look at my huge cockandballs

by arealpussio123 June 21, 2021

Hairy Cocksaddle

Relatives of noobs you may not know.

Who is that? Hairy Cocksaddle’s brother.

by William TJax January 15, 2022