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cockblocker

Cockblocker: 1. (noun) a female friend who accompanies another female friend to planned meetings with a male peer, to ensure that the sista does not get into trouble;
2. (Noun) a male who interferes with another male's attempt to freak the woman whom the former either wishes to protect as a friend, or is already pursuing himself;
3. (Verb) to cockblock: basically, to interfere, by way of one's mere presence, with the attempt of one person to freak another
1. Jill "Jane, I really need you to come along tonight as my cockblocker so I don't do anything I would later regret.
Jane "Sure"
2. I made my move toward that hottie Jennifer with the thought of grinding with her. That cockblocker Alex cut in and got it first.
3. Alex cockblocks all the time
cockblocker by Doobie Smokes You December 2, 2004
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shitfaced cocksucker 

Combinations of curse words are typically used for insults when angrier than usual. This one, for unknown reasons, sounds better than most others and continues to be used by many in random explosions of anger.
<fyrehart> I am a shitfaced cocksucker!
<no_one_2000> Yeah, you are.

Cocksucker

1. Someone who sucks a man's penis.
2. A very stupid person.
1. Because I saw Elena suck Jay's penis I knew that Elena is a cocksucker.
2. That fucking cocksucker stole my money!
Cocksucker by Anonymous July 1, 2003

COCKSUCKER

A man or woman who willing and enthusiasticly derives great pleasure and enjoyment by providing a guy pleasure by expertly massaging the guy's cock with with their mouth, lips, tongue and throat to the guy's complete satifaction until he cums. Which a true cocksucker swallows.
Of course I swallow, I'm a cocksucker.
COCKSUCKER by tulsa_cocksucker June 29, 2011

cockjacker 

The action of hijacking / theiving / obtaining a penis to ride or pump in a sexual manner.
Rob is a cockjacker as last night he took advantage of Frank
cockjacker by Denzel Large December 30, 2007

CockKnocker 

A term used with your inner circle in an opening sentence to grab their attention as to allow an immediate discussion to take place. Equal parts condescending and endearing. Lets the user clear the air on current or long standing disagreements. Prepares the receiver for a possible controntation.
What's up CockKnocker?!?! I still remember that time I caught you taking a selfie with my drunk girlfriend and staring down at her cleavage, not cool bro...
CockKnocker by TeamJimmy August 16, 2019

shiteating cocksucker 

someone who both consumes dick and shit at the same time.
"Tommy is such a shiteating cocksucker"