Male A, "Oooh my cockpit is a bit itchy today".
Male B, "What, do you mean its itchy where the underside of your penis meets your scrotum?"
Male A, " F'sure"
Male B, "What, do you mean its itchy where the underside of your penis meets your scrotum?"
Male A, " F'sure"
by Phil D April 28, 2007
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Intercom: Will Mila Kunis please come to the cockpit immediately?
Ashton Kutcher: Aw shit i've been cockpit blocked again!
Ashton Kutcher: Aw shit i've been cockpit blocked again!
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Just when we thought we were about to leave the airport, the pilot came on the loudspeaker and told everyone that we were heading back to the gate for 3 more hours. What a cockpit tease.
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