cockmonger

One who loves the cock.

Jack Anderson

by Dan Riss January 16, 2003

cocklover

Someone like lamb or clarkee or any of clarkees friends. they love cock.

Lamb: OOh i want sum cock!
Clarkee: Here suck mine
Clarkees m8s: ooh can we jack off while we watch
Clarkee and Lamb: Mmm we love cock

by R3v0Lv3R February 21, 2004

cockmonger

Derived of the two words cock and monger.

1. a person who is involved with penises in a petty or contemptible way.

2. a dealer in or trader of a commodity (penises in this case). This definition is mostly used in Britain.

3. someone who is incredibly fascinated in cocks.

George Bush is a cockmonger.

by Kirtan Loor November 7, 2007

cocklover

1. Somebody who loves the cock
2. zen

someone who showcases their vocabulary because he's a know it all, cocklover and cheats on their wife

by kraziness August 9, 2006

cockdaggered

When a dude purposefully or accidentally stabs you with an erect penis through his pants. This usually occurs in crowded areas where people have to brush up against one another. Or inadvertently when giving someone a gives a prolonged bear hug or when spooning.

I can't bend over to tie my shoes in this crowded bar because I ll get will cockdaggered whether I like it or not from behind.

I can never spoon with my girl anymore when we sleep together because she wakes up cockdaggered in the middle of the night.

by The meerlion March 4, 2011

cocklunger

Penetrating so fast that you dislocate your pelvis.

He's a cocklunger.

by fommy0 June 2, 2016

cockwoggler

A person who woggles cocks.

Dawg Jessica just cheated on me she's such a fucking cockwoggler.

by TeCockiestWoggler February 13, 2021