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cockmonster 

A blue hairy monster that bites your cock off and eats it.
AAH! Watch out! A cockmonster!
cockmonster by GuyNextDoor May 18, 2006

cockfoster 

A person of unscrupulous nature without regard to what is right or honorable. Someone with disingenuous intentions.
cockfoster by sam necochea July 24, 2008

cockmonster 

A person or thing who can consume penis type objects at higher rates than cockpeasants.
Frank is a cockmonster look at that fat fucker eat!

Rocklobster 

A lobster thats been dead for so long its as hard as a rock.
wow, what a rocklobster
Rocklobster by Joereflex July 3, 2006

Clocklobsters 

Noun

A bigger, more fierce version of general crabs
"she gave ya clocklobsters bro, they make a cream for that"