Cockicide

The process of killing something with your Penis.

Marcus is about to commit cockicide on that fine piece of ass!!

by McSeXLeR September 19, 2012

cockinblock

A medieval guillotine used to punish men for crimes. Commonly referred to as "the penis clever" and "the chop-a-cock"

Man 1: "I heard ethan was getting sent to the cockinblock"
Man 2: "May god have mercy on his soul."

by tj123 August 20, 2013

Cockasaurus

Any person, male or female, with a penis that is better measured in metric tons than inches.

Also see "Zoah"

That guy I went home from the bar with last night was a real Cockasaurus. He tore my taint in half and now I'm shitting out of my box.

by Zarr January 20, 2004

speed cocking

A game played by adolescents and business professionals when bored with the contents of a lecture or meeting.

The object of the game is to draw as many penises on classmates/colleagues notepad, item of clothing or person before they notice and retaliate.

Paul was dozing during the sales meeting and did not notice Fran speed cocking all over his notes.

by Frances P in collaboration with Paul O, John D, Mark S August 1, 2006

Cockicorn

Like a Unicorn except instead of a horn their is an erect cock growing from its forehead.

Dan Tucker: Fuck you, you gigantic Cockicorn!

by HalfsaleNotice December 23, 2009

Cockass

Someone who is both a cock and an ass

Sean is a cockass

by bigdaddyfatsacks January 26, 2010

Cockinsons Disorder

A psychological condition relating to the misconception that the male genitalia on one's body is, in fact, larger than it visually appears. This inflated self-image of the penis can also influence social behaviour. Symptoms of severe Cockinsons can be observed in a delusional perception of one's sexual activity.

Jorge: So I heard Ryan was diagnosed with Cockinsons Disorder the other day.

Aidan: Yup, after leaving the specialist's office he went home and sat in his room playing Starcraft 2 for 12 hours. Afterwards, he was convinced that he had had sexual encounters with 12 women during that time period.

Ryan: Get bitches bro.

by Dr. Cockinson August 15, 2011