When a girl is jerking a guy off she will proceed to let him cum onto some buns, after that shell sandwich his cock together and bite into the burger she made. Kat
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When some slob makes sure he rubs his crotch up against a girl nonchalantly, and then says something lame like "Sorry!" ... a really assinine way to cop-a-feel.
Say you are in a record store, flipping through the vinyl... and the scumbag with the mullet who smells like B.O., cigarettes, and Pabst acts like you're in the way and the only way to get around you is to brush-up against, and says "Oh, excuse me!" or "Sorry"(like thats gonna make it any less violating)... the thing you always feel is the zipper of his pants against your ass or back, and of course he got friction out of it.
Say you are in a record store, flipping through the vinyl... and the scumbag with the mullet who smells like B.O., cigarettes, and Pabst acts like you're in the way and the only way to get around you is to brush-up against, and says "Oh, excuse me!" or "Sorry"(like thats gonna make it any less violating)... the thing you always feel is the zipper of his pants against your ass or back, and of course he got friction out of it.
When I was at the shoe store, some asshole totally gave me "The Cockbrush" when I was looking through the rack.
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After the rough sex with the whore last night. cause he can't get any girls without paying them, he woke up with a major cockburn, and an STD but he didn't know that.
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Guy 1: I wish I could go to the store.
Guy 2: You know who else wishes you they could go to the store?
Guy 1: My dead son?
Guy 2: No, you're mom!
Guy 1: Young man, I demand you recant your harsh words immediately if not sooner. I should be fucking famous after I squandered away my golden years getting railed up the ass by mortars and M60 rounds, and what do I wake up from a coma to? A bunch of sissy faggots with gay piercings posting on a forum made for sluts and shindiggers, let me tell you a thing or two about respect Lad, you and your fudgepacker friends ought to get a grip on reality and give me a big hearty 'thank you' before I plug your rectums with the offal of a swine and slap your nipples with cold cuts.
Guy 3: Oh you you just received a wicked cockburn guy 2.
Guy 2: You know who else wishes you they could go to the store?
Guy 1: My dead son?
Guy 2: No, you're mom!
Guy 1: Young man, I demand you recant your harsh words immediately if not sooner. I should be fucking famous after I squandered away my golden years getting railed up the ass by mortars and M60 rounds, and what do I wake up from a coma to? A bunch of sissy faggots with gay piercings posting on a forum made for sluts and shindiggers, let me tell you a thing or two about respect Lad, you and your fudgepacker friends ought to get a grip on reality and give me a big hearty 'thank you' before I plug your rectums with the offal of a swine and slap your nipples with cold cuts.
Guy 3: Oh you you just received a wicked cockburn guy 2.
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