Cockblock your own cock

v. To self-destruct in a clearly advantageous situation that is leading to sexual intercourse and/or foreplay.

Danny: What happened? I thought she liked you?

Brent: I thought so too! I mean, one minute we were making out, then I started talking about the differences between Pokemon and Yu-gi-oh, then ...

Danny: Wait, seriously?! ... Only you could cockblock your own cock.

by Flashbang11 July 19, 2010

cockblocking keyboard

The keyboard that was shown at the beginning of the 'Hell To The No' number in Season 2, Episode 16 of Glee. It is the 'cockblocking keyboard' because the scene before 'Hell To The No' was the scene of Kurt and Blaine's first kiss. Right before they were about to show Kurt and Blaine's steamy second kiss, the scene cut to the angle of this keyboard, thus instigating a cockblock among the Klaine fandom.

Person 1: What's so special about this keyboard?
Klaine shipper: It is the cockblocking keyboard of evil. I WANT MY SECOND KLAINE KISS!

by itcouldhappen--neversaynever September 13, 2011

cockblockasaurus

Someone who is constantly cockblocking you, i.e. preventing you from hooking up with a chick. In extreme situations, cockblockasaurus rex.

Jason is always fucking up my game! Cockblockasaurus.

by aaron hendry March 30, 2008

Cockblocker

A cockblocker is the often stigmatizing label given to an individual who, under social norms, is charged with and found guilty of one or more of the following acts (the range of acts is not limited to those mentioned herein):

1) She/He interferes when two people are flirting.
2) She/He interferes when two people are being intimate by way of kissing, dancing, or cuddling
3) She/He interferes while two people are engaging in genital intimacy, foreplay, or sexual intercourse
4) She/He interferes in any of the above acts that involve more than two people.

Normally a cock blocker is only labeled such when she/he interferes with the prospect of sexual intercourse, but since any of the above can lead to sexual intercourse, we can expand our definition.

1) Ron (aware of his actions) walked over to Jim and Sally's table while they were having a romantic dinner on their anniversary. Ron's a cockblocker.

2) James purposely coughed loudly to interrupt Jenine's and Michale's goodbye kiss. James is a cockblocker.

3) Tim walked over to Gregory and noticed that his hand was in Christiana's pants. He inconsiderately bumps into Tim, making him feel uncomfortable and thus pull his hand out. Tim is guilty of cockblocking.

4) Kathy hid all the toys her parents were planning to use in tonight's secret orgy at the Krusty Krab. Kathy is a cockblocker

by SinedIsahnac November 25, 2010

defensive cockblock

Act of interfering with someone who is kicking it to your piece.

Jim was all over my woman, so I had to defensive cockblock all night.

by j May 13, 2005

cockblocker

someone who prevents someone from getting sex.

by Joey March 20, 2003

cockblockalypse

A cockblock or cock-blockthat it spells/feels like the end of the world.

Can only really be applied if the cockblock takes place after more than an hour of conversation with the female that has been blocked.

'Man, her mate came back, they had to get a taxi, complete and utter cockblockalypse'

by Robbie Best January 16, 2008