Cockade

When a party is so much of a meatfest that there is literally a blockade of cocks around every girl there... even the mukka ones

when i walked into the party I immediately ran into a cockade around and realized that tonight mines would be blown (see blowing mines)

by Rentzler October 29, 2009

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Cocksident

Something your penis made you do, or something you did with your penis that you regret.

I didn't mean to have sex with your best friend, that was a cocksident.

Or, for a kid,

Sorry mom, I didn't mean to pee all over the bathroom floor. It was a cocksident.

by Bigyahu July 28, 2010

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cockapide

The art of making a human centipede situation but joining cock to ass.

Last night I lead the human cockapide it was a great time to be upfront

by Ryn025 August 31, 2020

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Self Cockfidence

When a male is comfortable with removing his clothes, or not wearing underwear (free balling) because he has a big penis, and knows it.

Dude, did you hear Tyler suprise stripped for that foreign girls birthday party?" "Damn, Tyler has serious self cockfidence.

by CockyandIknowit April 14, 2011

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Cockaine

The ejaculate that enters the nose of the eager Blowjob Betty in the process of having her ass coke butt(ered).

Dang! She wouldn't let up, that bitch was on the Cockaine All night long!

by davis.k. January 11, 2009

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Cockade

A combination of the words "Blockade" and "Cockblock", a Cockade is a cockblock pulled off by many men on the same guy to keep him away from one or many girls.

Olivia: Hey Trent, does this thong match my gym shorts?
Trent: Um...
Matt: Hey Trent, is THIS the girl you said you fucked?
(Robert pulls down Trent's pants.)
Justin: Hey Trent, Remember that ass cream you have to put on, did you use it today?

Trent: Fuck all you guys, and your little cockade.

by YourMom'sBoyfriend May 30, 2011

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