cock punching migraine

bad planning and a stupid idea all rolled into one. first sleeping for so long you wake up with a massive migraine you dont know what to do when you wake up. that when you wake up and have a massive hard on, your first idea is to punch your hard on as hard as you can.

dude i slept for twenty four hours and when i woke up i had a cock punching migraine, so i punched my cock and went to sleep for another eight hours. god my dick hurts

cock punching migraine by Dopeldog January 15, 2011

vulcan cock pinch

What happens when a Trekkie masterbates.

Dude . . . I walked in on my roommate last night. Z was applying his Vulcan Cock Pinch.

vulcan cock pinch by DrHogie February 12, 2009

pinch cock 

1: <Sex> To fuck in place of a cock scheduled to fuck, especially when a fuck is badly needed.
2: <Informal> To substitute for another in a time of need.
3: <Slang> A tight butthole.

Kendra was in a long distance relationship, so she needed a pinch cock for the times her man wasn't available.

pinch cock by Chris November 14, 2004

punching the cock clock 

While having sex with a pregnant woman, the fetus still in utero, forcably inserts it's fist into the male's urethra.

Through x-ray you can see the fetus punching the cock clock on his own daddy.

punching the cock clock by Eric K. August 4, 2006

cockpunch

a punch to someones groin area

Bill drank Tom's last beer, so Tom gave him a cockpunch

cockpunch by richard taylor April 25, 2003

Cockmuncher

One who munches and sucks on penises.
Also a commonly used insult.

"That whore is such a cockmuncher"

"I hate you...you're such a cockmuncher."

Cockmuncher by Neel Vora January 11, 2006

cockmunch 

For one to be a rampant homosexual

Sam, you cockmunch

cockmunch by Lewis March 17, 2003