cockeyed 

a bitch whos looking for some action!1

I walked by this honey and she was looking at me cockeyed... woke up next to her this morning

cockeyed by beeeyatch March 3, 2003

cockeyed 

When a man looks at another man's cock, he gets cockeyed. If you stare at said cock. You have cockeyes. A contious stare is cockeyed.
A glimpse is a little cockeyed.

I can't help myself from staring, I am all cockeyed at the moment

cockeyed by aarmistead September 1, 2013

Cockeyed 

/ˈkäkˌīd/
adjective

A look of confusion.

A look of surprise.

As Darnell elaborately described the theory of gravity, Tom looked at him cockeyed.

"What?" Tom blarted.
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Chuck smacked Jones in the face, as he stumbled back Jones looked back at Chuck cockeyed.

"What the fuck, man?!" Jones hollered.

Cockeyed by Wisdom Raider February 7, 2017

cockeyed sun 

1. its when the sun is vertical
2.what dick gives tripya for breakfast

dammit george we got a special meal for u its new i dont want u to eat it though its not food

cockeyed sun by PlayDohMan March 2, 2005

Cockeyed 

Going cross eyed from starring into the tip of a penis too closely

"Her eyes went cockeyed after gassing into my one eyed snake too closely"

Cockeyed by Vince Legend November 11, 2022

Cockeyed 

People that can find shapes that look like, or, appear to be cocks.

My wife’s hair was flowing over her shoulder, I was able to see a silhouette of a cock using my cockeyed skills.

Cockeyed by Frank Palace November 17, 2022

Cockeyedittity

Something that looks like it could be askew or wonky. Not quite right or correct. Needing an adjustment.

His fender had a cockeyedittity look to it after it was repaired.

Cockeyedittity by Spidey Whiplash June 13, 2024