Fixing cobwebs

A slang term, often used by persons under the influence of the psychedelic compound psilocybin. The term "cobwebs" refers to the strange cobweb like appearance of hair (often pubic) and oftentime also refers to the point of excessive masturbation and climax, so that the semen sticks to stomach hair, and dries together creating a cobweb like appearance.

Anquon:CHUWANNA PLAY?!
Ausey- Nah man, I'm fixing cobwebs.
Anquon:...sooo....CHUWANNA PLAY?!
Travis-Shit niggie, tryina fix mah cobwebs.

by Cobwebfixerupper September 13, 2009

Cobweb Trib

When two elderly women participate in the sexual activity known as tribbing.

Jimmy: Dude, I walked in on two old hags doing the cobweb trib at my grandmother's nursing home.

Paul: Holy fuck bro...you didn't happen to film it did you?

Jimmy: Of course I filmed it, you fucking retard.

by BANJOBRAZILIAN January 31, 2020

cobweb

The hanging, draping, or stringing of cum on a girl's (or guy's if that is how you role) eye brow to their cheek.

Other acceptable placements.

Chin to neck, shoulder, or chest.
Eye brow to to nose or eyelash.
Nose to lip, cheek, or chin.

Girl: "Oh no, its dripping onto my chest!"
Guy: "Let it go babe. You just got a cobweb".
Girl: "I've been cobwebbed!"

by SFB aka the hardcourt killa December 5, 2011

cobweb site

a website that has not been updated for a very long time (because it sports figurative cobwebs)

Due to the problems with the way it work the site was turning out to be a cobweb site.

by The Return of Light Joker June 19, 2011

Cobweb

The Cobweb is the result of a girl being caught by surprise by a man's sudden and unexpected ejaculation landing on the other's face, after either hand stimulation or pulling off early during a blow job.

While Jane was playing with Tommy's stick, she didn't realize she was walking in to a cob web as Tommy was giving no hint as to how close he was to coming...SPLAT! Jane had just received her first cob web.

by Jabba Tobe March 23, 2004

cobweb

during intercourse, after a male ejactulates into his hand, he slaps the female in the face, and tells them that you're through, and that he is breaking up with her.

"he gave me the cobweb, instead of just telling me that we're through"

by george 117 January 14, 2008

Cobwebs

When a guy's pre-ejaculate comes out of his penis and sticks to his chest/thigh resembling a cobweb.

James got so excited when he was making out with his girlfriend that he had so many cobwebs in his trousers.

by Sold For Parts July 31, 2011