Couch Looting

(v) The act of searching underneath the cushions of one's couch to find spare change.

Dave was low on cash, so he decided to go couch looting.

by spencetopia June 22, 2011

couch loitering

This is when you overstay your welcome couch surfing, and your friends roommates start asking uncomfortable questions.

Mike has been crashing on our couch 5 days now, it's couch loitering at this point.

by m65 December 1, 2014

Cooch Lice

Vaginal crabs

Ew bitch you got cooch lice

by Cumsickle February 23, 2020

couch lady

Some1 whos ass is so big its the size of a 3seater couch with cupholder dimples, it can eat ppl from 20m

Omg, i caught a glance of that couch lady and near died!

by eUaN May 17, 2006

cooch lump

the flap of skin covering the pelvis bone of a female. highly visible on obese women. see fat for details.

CC: I just saw Jamie's cooch lump!
CC: Remind me to never say that again.

by las hermanas stoner August 2, 2003

couch-loft

In a place, i.e. a dorm room, where space is very limited, and the only available section of the room that is available to put a couch, is where a bed would normally reside. not recommended for large heavy couches, or a place to perform sexual acts. also discouraged, is the use of alcoholic beverages before the use of a couch-loft.

I was totally rocking it on my couch-loft, watching a movie.

by bmcasler March 17, 2010

cooch loofah

In the same genre as "douche bag." To be used to describe anyone who, figuratively or literally, rubs your bits the wrong way.

Celeste: "Eddie came home drunk again and couldn't perform. What a cooch loofah."

by sauceb0x August 6, 2011