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butt crittering

The act of anal penetration between 3am and 3:59am in a strangers house while howling.
Did you hear me last night yo? I was so at Mrs. Santos' house last night butt crittering
by Grandmascookiem1lk August 22, 2017
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Fluttering

A term used to describe the following sequence of events while travelling to another city (usually, but not always in another country)

1) Engaging in conversation with a stranger (often on tinder)
2) Convincing that person to invite you back to their house to exchange sexual favours
3) Exchanging sexual favours with said person
4) Sleeping at that person's house overnight to avoid paying for accommodations in the foreign city
5) Indefinitely borrowing an item from said person's house as a souvenir of the trip

Fluttering should not be confused with parachuting which only goes through items "1-4".
It should also not be confused with "Brad Walling" which goes through item "1-4" but replaces item 5) with "making said person breakfast using whatever food you can find in their house (this allows you to seem like a nice person but provides you with a free breakfast, therefore reducing travel costs)"

The term originated in Saskatchewan but has gained favour throughout Canada.
Anna: How was your trip?!
Elizabeth: It was pretty awesome, I saved a ton of money by fluttering 8 of the ten nights I was in Montreal.
Anna: Oh sweet! What kind of souvenirs did you get?
Elizabeth: Some pretty cool stuff, I got this windchime made out of spoons, a pair of underwear with elephants on it, this shot glass, a freshly rolled joint and pinky ring.
Anna: Sounds like you have you some killer fluttering skills!
by DoggParadox July 11, 2018
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Clittoring

1. "... just think about it."
2. "Much like clammoring, just a bit more high pitched."
So, if a woman breaks into someone's house to masturbate, what do you charge her with? breaking and clittoring?
by T4rG3Ts0ftw4r3h3Lpd35k March 18, 2009
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eye fluttering

an adjective meaning so good that your eyes flutter. when smelling the dankest dank shit, when the weed smells so good, you can't help but flutter your eyes as you inhale the aroma of the ganja. also known as orgasm eyes. could also happen when you jizz in your pants.
yo man you have to smell this weed.
*sniffs* holy shit that's good.
yea man it's that haze.
this is like, eye fluttering good.
werd.
by jon "the magic" juan April 29, 2009
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sluttering

The patient with a possible stroke was sluttering his speech!
by The Vortex! August 2, 2011
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Sluttering

When a man or women admits slut 'esque' or slut 'ty' behaviour.
Examples,
Slut: grr, there were so many hot guys I was sluttering all over that club last night!
by Samammy October 17, 2016
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clittering

Accessing the mental images stored in your clitter feed during masturbatory pleasure
*Squish, squish* I'm clittering that guy for later.
by md butt November 29, 2014
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