Closet Freak

Someone who looks and acts innocent in public, but becomes a huge sexual freak behind closed doors.
The one you wouldn't suspect.

Kristy only ACTS like a goody two shoes. She's really a MAJOR Closet Freak.

by Clarissa To May 6, 2006

Just Cause 2

Game with the MOST explosions you will ever see in your entire life

Just Cause 2
Level 1: Blow up this base with a minigun

by lolage21 August 30, 2010

Close your eyes

What you first hear when you jump off a tall hospital and spin on your way down.

*Jumps off hospital* Close your eyes, you'll be here soon.

by Jeramuse February 3, 2023

clean out one's closet

put an end to the old way of living and start a new life void of all the secrets and lies from the old life and filled with mental strenght

Eminem`s song

by Anonymous August 23, 2003

close to home

1.) Figurative: A metaphorical phrase for that which affects a person directly, or is of personal concern to him or her.

2.) Literal: Within close proximity to a person's home or dwelling.

Drunk Driving is a subject that hits close to home with members of MADD.

The bombs hit close to home last night; they were only a few miles away.

by Dispatch Kick Ass July 16, 2004

Cause you touch yourself at night...

Phrase used to answer a question involving 'why' or 'how'. Usually sounds perverted, such as the phrase 'Thats what she said'

"Daddy. Why are there no dinosaurs?"
"Cause you touch yourself at night..."

"How is this possible?!"
"Cause you touch yourself at night..."

by Mr. Frank the Urbanite February 21, 2009

Closet Guard

(N) A statement or physical item and or person to hide someone's homosexuality.

Def 1;
Person 1: He says he likes big butts.
Person 2: That's such a lie he's totally gay it must be a closet guard.

Def 2;
Person 1: I heard that he is dating some girl but he is so homosexual and there's nothing wrong with that but ya.
Person 2: Must be a closet guard.

In other words beard

by The Bouchebag August 12, 2014