Clump Theory

The theory that all intelligent consciousness on earth constitutes a collective "clump" that deserves love, belonging, and happiness. Members of the clump school of philosophical thought believe in a shared functional responsibility to attempt to reduce pain and increase happiness amongst all members of the clump. There is still uncertainty as to what species are "intelligent" enough to be in the clump, but proponents of clump theory emphasize that all of humanity, including future generations of humans are a part of the clump and that since their wellbeing will depend on our upkeep of the environment, we can have a positive impact on future members of the clump by caring for the environment right now.

Followers of the school of clump theory would emphasize that even if Krom* has low energy and puts out negative vibes, he's still a part of the collective clump and should be treated with love and respect.

*Names have been altered for the sake of anonymity

by I just wanna love the world October 14, 2019

Clumsy Squirrel

The act of bouncing your testicles on someone's face. Similar to teabagging.

Mark and Rick took turns giving Sharon the ol' Clumsy Squirrel last night. They were dropping their nuts all over her face.

by HM2013 June 2, 2020

Clumby

When a drunk clumsy person makes an attempt to write the word clumsy

Jimmy: how did you cut your foot?
Connor: idk im clumby
Jimmy:???
Connor: I mean im clumby
Connor:clumby*

Connor: CLUMSY

by Moderately Dead Inside June 30, 2020

not clumsy just dumb

me

Person- SHEESH WHY DO YOU FALL SO MUCH LIKE YOU'RE SO CLUMSY

Me- no im not clumsy just dumb

by emothewalter January 20, 2022

Crumpy

Being holey in distribution (like a crumpet) when talking about wind distribution or health.

Person 1: Shall we go sailing today?
Person 2: Nah... The wind's looking really crumpy!

Person 1: How are you feeling after last night?
Person 2: Pretty crumpy!!

by Amandawhey November 29, 2012

kicking da chumpy

Feeling great; in a groove; good things are happening

Wow, Martavius got a new job and girlfriend both in the same week. He's kicking da chumpy!

by Caroline Eicher January 6, 2015

fish clump

The result of attempting to make a fishstick from a fish with bad posture.

You can't be a slouchy fish or you will be a fish clump, and they're never popular at parties. "What you got on that hors d'oeuvre tray?" "Fish clumps" "F**k, let me get a nacho."

by PopsiclesR4TheSummertime May 22, 2005