Cummy

Piece of cloth or hankerchief used to collected ejaculated semen after male masterbation, usually left hidden under pillow or materess of teenage males. Used to prevent semen from spilling and staining the bed sheets - and supposedly to stop your mum from finding out how much you masterbate (but mums know what's going on - the smell is a giveaway!)

"Gees, I'd better wash my cummy - it's really starting to stink!"

by Brian Jones September 1, 2005

cummy ache

Another term for blue balls

Person A: I teased Dave last night and didn't let him have it.
Person B: You gave him cummy ache? LOL

by buum baby September 18, 2019

cummylicious

someone enjoys drinking a lot of cum

Alex is drinking James's cum ''Hmmmmmm cummylicious''

by J4335 March 16, 2010

Clumpy Carpet

when a man ejaculates on a woman's pubic hair

"Dayum baby I wana Give you a Clumpy Carpet"

by JR9969 March 17, 2014

Clumby

When a drunk clumsy person makes an attempt to write the word clumsy

Jimmy: how did you cut your foot?
Connor: idk im clumby
Jimmy:???
Connor: I mean im clumby
Connor:clumby*

Connor: CLUMSY

by Moderately Dead Inside June 30, 2020

Clumsy Squirrel

The act of bouncing your testicles on someone's face. Similar to teabagging.

Mark and Rick took turns giving Sharon the ol' Clumsy Squirrel last night. They were dropping their nuts all over her face.

by HM2013 June 2, 2020

Funny Cummy

To cum on a woman's face while laughing causing confusion on both the viewer and the woman.

Bro did you se adrian last night he pulled a funny cummy and recorded it!

by Elvico February 4, 2021