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Coonery

When a African American individual acts in a foolish way
"Man my mom beat me for smoking weed" This is coonery.

We know Jamal
by OldMetro December 26, 2016
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george clooney

a guy who looks 50, but really is only 42. he even mentions it in oceans twelve.
Danny Ocean: How old do you think I am?
Robber friend: 48? 52?
<Danny is astonished>
by gracie April 21, 2005
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Coonery Curse

Most believe that it comes from the Curse of Ham...Others believe it is the lack of knowledge and education inside the Black Communities...The word is derived from manditory greed and selfishness instead of selflessness..Concentrated areas with African Americans and heavy hopelessness to the point of laziness and irrational thought proccess leading to no greater progress and success....Examples of this would be as follows: Trash everywhere in the set environment including near sewage drains by homes, Having no interest in reading any books besides Sports Illustrated and Ebony,Believing the only way to "Getting Rich" is through activities that dont require much brain power like Music, Sports, and Drugs, Creating fixes for oneself including Drugs, Fancy Cars, and "spotlight" attire before having the proper financials, Always working against ones brother leading to "Crab in a Bucket" Theory, and still blaming the Caucasians for every problem or issue that happens in there lives.
The Boondocks is an awesome example of the Coonery Curse.

Steve-OH: Man my dude there is other ways to use your time rather than watching another nigga floss his money on these music videos

Darren: Yea true but this is all I know and I have the white man to blame for it taking me out the hot jungle for this cold climate...We Some tropical people!

Steve-OH: Don't you want to break this coon curse and make ya family happy while making something of yourself?

Darren: Yea nigga im all about that money my boy...I figure if I rob me a couple of niggas, steal me a fresh Comaro to put rims on, sell crack to the bumbs, pimp a couple of these sistahs out, and stay steady lookin clean in my clothes, I'll be at the top in no time....
by $teve-0H August 14, 2010
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george clooney

The worst Batman in history,only selected for the role because his huge chin fits the suit.
Man : batman and robin sucks!.
Friend : thats because they took george clooney for the role.
by eldarman January 7, 2005
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Clooneyface

A person, usually a celebrity, whose appearance is so irritating that it makes passerby want to punch them in the face. Named after the person with the strongest Clooneyface known to man, George Clooney.
"Damn, Mark Wahlberg has such a fucking Clooneyface. He needs to get hit. Hard"
by _Rick Ross_ February 12, 2010
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clooneying

Trying to advance/escalate an affair or physical relationship by recklessly showing up unannounced at the home of the object of your lust that you've decided is something more. (As with George Clooney's character from Up in the Air.)
"I have a blast with him, but his messages lately have me worrying that I might be in for a clooneying."

"Look, I like you, but DO NOT clooney me and blow up my life."
by RyanBingham February 18, 2013
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clooneytunes

A normal guy with film star looks, but who is raving mad. Also a potential stalker type.His looks and general weirdyness tends to mess with ladies heads.Still seems to get a lot of chicks
Hey Mick ! This girl came up to me in the club and started carrying on about Clooneytunes. He's been texting her and telling her she's special.And this after he cheated on her.
by OldManDaz October 2, 2008
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