clompsexual

A person who is sexually attracted to cartoon unicorns and ponies, such as My Little Ponies

Did you see Sarah? She just came out as a clompsexual.

by Glitterlover01 March 6, 2017

Consexual

Consexual-the idgaf sexual you will like someone regardless of gender ,relationship stadis ,relation ,age , and sexuality this will be mostly baced on looks it is verry hard for you to like someone who is not atractive in your eyes and you dont fall in love with someone easly unless they are perfect in your eyes or close this is a conseted sexuality but you cant help it you were born this way.

An example would be "I think im consexual because im in love with my gay *cousin* who has a boyfriend and is 6 years older than me

by ABrendaM April 12, 2017

Clocksexual

Someone whose sexuality is dependent on the time of day.

“there is no clocksexual“ -Nil

by AmericanNil November 20, 2021

Consexualise

giving any idea or item a sexual overtone

So we get a newspaper and to give the guys something to look at, let's put some tits on Page 3,

wow, excellant consexualising

So beer, how do we make appeal to guys,

consexualise that one
girls, girls girls,

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

conesexual

The sexual attraction towards cones, most predominantly towards traffic cones.

"What is she doing to that cone?" "Oh she is conesexual."

by harpy_dude September 26, 2025

clovesexual

someone attracted to men, women, and clovers

person 1: are you attracted to men or women

person 2: im a clovesexual.

by joejamer December 14, 2025

clomosexual

Classical Definition: n. A person who develop a personal, and even a deeply fulfilling, relationship with a favourite article of clothing with which you develop a personal, and even a deeply fulfilling, relationship.

True Definition: n. A person who is so lonely but also fucked in the head that fancies themselves more than their preferred gender of sexual partners.
And will always be up for bukake as long as their clothes aren't ruined.

fUKiN GuY1:: Yo Dawg, $He Got $O VexeDD WeNNN Ah Wnt aWnn hUr Bra.

BLaZeD GUy2: BIatcHH Iz $uM $ORt O''' ClomoseXuAl. $houlDa ExPecTeD It JUs $IttiN ThUh YN hUr brA.

fUKiN guy1:: NAh,,,, Mah MUm'$ Nwt Diggggg Dat. $hE WeRE $hoWerin At DA tYm.

by Allahn November 29, 2013