Guy at bar to bartender: "I'm not sure what to have ..."
Bartender: "How about a Bin Laden Cocktail ..."
Guy: "What's that??"
Bartender: "Two shots and a splash of water."
Guy: "Ouch!"
Bartender: "How about a Bin Laden Cocktail ..."
Guy: "What's that??"
Bartender: "Two shots and a splash of water."
Guy: "Ouch!"
by ring-tailed roarer June 11, 2011
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The elite fat cats and cronies in the Republican Party who smoke cigars in wood-paneled rooms and spend all their time doing whatever it takes to maintain their own personal power. These are the guys in blue blazers and khaki pants who eat cucumber and mayonnaise sandwiches at cocktail parties and sell-out the people who vote for them because once they get to Washington they become obsessed with staying in the media's good graces instead of doing what voters wanted them to do. They are the American aristocracy and the Republican elitist stereotype.
The elite fat cats and cronies in the Republican Party who smoke cigars in wood-paneled rooms and spend all their time doing whatever it takes to maintain their own personal power. These are the guys in blue blazers and khaki pants who eat cucumber and mayonnaise sandwiches at cocktail parties and sell-out the people who vote for them because once they get to Washington they become obsessed with staying in the media's good graces instead of doing what voters wanted them to do. They are the American aristocracy and the Republican elitist stereotype.
The Cocktail Party GOP Establishment hates the Tea Party with a passion because anything that upsets the status quo and jeopardizes the Cocktail Party's permanent hold on power gives all these guys serious indigestion.
by BeltwayBabe September 9, 2011
Get the Cocktail Party GOP Establishment mug.A glass of ice water with a wedge of lemon. Often ordered with extra lemon, which is used to make lemonade because the patron doesn't want to pay the $2.79. Common among the elderly Jews of Boca Raton, Florida.
"How's the check for your 8 top looking?"
"Pretty crappy, they're older than the Golden Girls and they all ordered Boca cocktails all around."
"Pretty crappy, they're older than the Golden Girls and they all ordered Boca cocktails all around."
by clitmouse October 20, 2008
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by Isl-96 February 9, 2023
Get the Calamari Cocktail mug.A type of hairstyle where the hair is gathered into two "tails" of different lengths on either side of the head, making it look like the hands of a clock.
by kheldorn October 21, 2016
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by RocketScience August 13, 2016
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