Alarm Clocked

When a man puts his penis between a woman's breasts then moves it back and forth like the hammer between the bells on an old fashioned alarm clock.

Brenda's boobes were so big that she needed to have them alarm clocked.

by Little_White_Dragon January 18, 2013

cuckshed

gayslut: G E T I N T H E G O D D A M N C U C K S H E D

gamergirl: Wait can you repeat that i cant fucking understand you

gayslut: G E T I N T H E G O D D A M N C U C K S H E D

gamergirl: what the fuck are you saying to me right now

gayslut: fuck you bitch fuck you bitch get in the cuckshed

gayslut get's lit on fire by gamergirl with a fire aspect diamond sword and dies

gayslut: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

gamergirl: is it called a cuckshed because one of us is getting fucked and then you all watch

gayslut: Sirrrrrrrr Sirrrrrrrr

gayslut: get your mind out of the gutter

Get in the goddamn cuckshed bitch

by Gam3rGir1P33 December 7, 2019

Clocked

clocked as in you want to clock a new friend/sexual partner.

"so dave you going to clock jenny tonight"
"i already clocked her"

by P.Kong October 18, 2009

clocked

to get clocked is to get caught out. mostly used to suggest being caught out by boydem, though also family, or partners. lol

"she clocked onto you nicely..."

"i used to shot until boydem clocked me"

by §håÐðw May 21, 2004

Clocked in

This phrase is used when you are accompanied by fellow friends in a hottub at night.

This hottub is so nice, Jimmy! We are clocked in.

by Your-friends May 24, 2017

clocked

To be called out on what you're trying to hide.

Say a tranny's walking down Polk St. and you notice some five o'clock shadow and you're all "tranny, PLEASE!" And thusly, said tranny is CLOCKED.

Alternate forms: Clock; clockage; clockable; clock-worthy; clock around the clock

by Parker Day January 11, 2009

Clocked

Saying something is clocked is just a way to say it's old or boring

No cap, (insert something boring) is kinda clocked

by Adrik Ashburn July 10, 2023