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Alarm Clocked

When a man puts his penis between a woman's breasts then moves it back and forth like the hammer between the bells on an old fashioned alarm clock.
Brenda's boobes were so big that she needed to have them alarm clocked.
by Little_White_Dragon January 18, 2013
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gayslut: G E T I N T H E G O D D A M N C U C K S H E D

gamergirl: Wait can you repeat that i cant fucking understand you

gayslut: G E T I N T H E G O D D A M N C U C K S H E D

gamergirl: what the fuck are you saying to me right now

gayslut: fuck you bitch fuck you bitch get in the cuckshed

gayslut get's lit on fire by gamergirl with a fire aspect diamond sword and dies

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gamergirl: is it called a cuckshed because one of us is getting fucked and then you all watch

gayslut: Sirrrrrrrr Sirrrrrrrr

gayslut: get your mind out of the gutter
by Gam3rGir1P33 December 7, 2019
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Clocked

clocked as in you want to clock a new friend/sexual partner.
"so dave you going to clock jenny tonight"
"i already clocked her"
by P.Kong October 18, 2009
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to get clocked is to get caught out. mostly used to suggest being caught out by boydem, though also family, or partners. lol
"she clocked onto you nicely..."

"i used to shot until boydem clocked me"
by §håÐðw May 21, 2004
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Clocked in

This phrase is used when you are accompanied by fellow friends in a hottub at night.
This hottub is so nice, Jimmy! We are clocked in.
by Your-friends May 24, 2017
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clocked

To be called out on what you're trying to hide.
Say a tranny's walking down Polk St. and you notice some five o'clock shadow and you're all "tranny, PLEASE!" And thusly, said tranny is CLOCKED.

Alternate forms: Clock; clockage; clockable; clock-worthy; clock around the clock
by Parker Day January 11, 2009
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Clocked

Saying something is clocked is just a way to say it's old or boring
No cap, (insert something boring) is kinda clocked
by Adrik Ashburn July 10, 2023
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