Cuntastic

A slang term that expresses one's enthusiasms for their current situation...with much facetious sarcasm liberally added thereunto.

"My Mom just got killed by a truck while crossing the street?" "Well, what a cuntastic day Im fuckin having..."

by Miss Jessica Cumdumpster May 2, 2021

Cuntastic

A Woman who is cuntier then all cunts.

OMG I hate Jessica Brown, she is so cuntastic!

That bitch in there is so cuntastic.

by IW4444 March 4, 2010

cantastic

Really nice tits and/or ass on a girl.

That girl is really cantastic!

by Jay Powers July 16, 2004

clamtastic

a way of describing an profoundly enjoyable session of cunnilingus, whether from the giver or the reciever.

him: "man, that was clamtastic..."

her: " fuckin' A, it was..."

by ravenflesh June 24, 2008

Litastic

1. For something to be lit and fantastic at the same time.
2. EXTREMELY lit.

That Drake concert was litastic!

by Avrahge March 7, 2016

Chutastic

Something almost undefinably great, so much that it can nearly cause orgasms 'round the planet.

My winning the lottery was freakin' chutastic!

by Chutastic Hero January 18, 2004

Clitastrophe

When a catasrophe is caused by one of the female sex.

GIRLFRIEND: I'm pregnant.

BOYFRIEND: YOU'RE PREGNANT!?

GIRLFRIEND: Yes, and I'm keeping it. I don't want to see you or your name except on the child support cheks. Bitch.

BOYFRIEND: OMG! IT'S A CLITASTROPHE!

EX. 2

<WHILE HAVING SEX WITH CHICK>

GIRL: I HAVE AIDS, THE CLAP, GONHORREA, AND TOURETTE'S. BITCH! BASTARD! ****! ****! GOD**** MOTHER****ING WHORE!

GUY: WHAT A CLITASTROPHE!

by joecuervo March 21, 2004