cleptodemic

A person who steals memorabilia from elite universities.

Annette couldn't help stealing pens from MIT, she was a born cleptodemic.

by Athene December 21, 2005

clepper

A stupid person .or someone that does stuff without thinking.

Wow that guy is a clepper. Or stop being such a clepper.

by somedewds December 2, 2013

Cleptoholic

1) Someone who is addicted to stealing.

2) Someone who is addicted to cleptohol.

1) Dude, you stole another bottle from that party? You're a damn cleptoholic!

2) Mike: Dude I drank so much last night.
Nick: You're a damn cleptoholic!

by Hawke Trackler April 27, 2009

clepto inebriato

A person that, following the mass consumption of alcohol, turns into a compulsive thief. When sober, the clepto inebriato knows that stealing is wrong and would never do it. The thievery usually occurs soon after crossing the line between "wasted" and "blackout". Because of this, clepto inebriatos usually wake up to various possessions in their bed. These possessions typically include trophies, sunglasses, shot glasses, half full liquor bottles, and most commonly, shirts.

Once a clepto inebriato, always a clepto inebriato.

Samantha: Do you know anyone missing a bow tie or a fake fruit basket?

Kristy: No, why?

Samantha: Well, I guess I went all clepto inebriato again last night and took some stuff from that party. I just woke and I had all this random stuff on my dresser.

by Maniels November 1, 2011

cleptogyniac

Cleptogyniac: A sexually promiscuous man that is only attracted to married or attached women. He will usually feel a compulsion to steal such a woman away from her current partner, only to dump her shortly afterwards.

Hey dude, if you don't stop flirting with all the player's wives, folks are going to think you're a cleptogyniac.

by Time to Eat December 5, 2013

Cleptolingual

A pathological word/phrase thief.

Katie: That girl is a hot mess! She's like a busted can of biscuits.
Kelli: A busted can of biscuits? LOL. I'm legit about to be a Cleptolingual and use that phrase!!

by Spec1al K February 10, 2014

Clept

When someone is knocked unconscious, and or someone decides to go to sleep after a long night.

Omg! that nigga just clept timmy.

by Fuckmeintheassbasegod February 8, 2017