cletus

Cletus The Slack-Jawed Yokel. Britney Spears' husband. Inbred cracker white trash with money.

Kevin Federline is a right Cletus. Now he lives in a fine-ass triplewide!

by VegasRudeBoy September 26, 2005

Cletus Weefee

Some fucking moron with a crack addiction who sells faulty routers

That sister fucking dip fuck Cletus weefee just gave me a microwave with glue in it

by Sosig April 9, 2020

Damn It Cletus

When your friend Madison says something stupid

Her: When did you move in this class
Me: Damn It Cletus

by 📱🍵 February 24, 2020

hockey cleats

much like football bat, describes something so incredibly screwed up that a new term must be created to describe it.

"that chick is hockey cleats"

by jp22382 September 5, 2005

cleats mahoney

From college kids everywhere...meaning athlete hoe.
The girl who sleeps with, and/or does sexual favors for men in any college sport.

Following in the footsteps of her big sister, Jane grew up to be a cleats mahoney at the U.

by B-girl November 17, 2004

cletus

a charicter on The Simpsons

cletus: i got 300 of them coopons

by Brian January 24, 2004

cleatis

A man who looks like a mountain monkey and will do anything for a nickel

Hey give me a nickel imma go to cleatis

by raisinghell85 March 5, 2015