Upper Thigh Clearance

A space between a girl's upper thighs that can be seen when she is standing if she is thin. This is often an excellent indicator of the rest of the girl's body, as if a girl has upper thigh clearance (or, for short, "UTC") then she is likely thin everywhere else. Absent upper thigh clearance, you are taking a risk that she's a chubster. Note: This phrase is also referred to as "inner thigh clearance"

Wow - I guarantee that girl has a slamming body. She has at least 1 inch of upper thigh clearance - a sure sign of thin legs and a tight ass.

by Dukenyc March 22, 2009

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urban clearance sale

When you have no personality, character, or any redeeming qualities, you need to peacock to attract mates. When you don't the money to peacock, you shop the Urban Clearance Sales, where urbanites perform a smash-and-grab, that is to break into a store and loot it's merchandise.

Urbanite 1: Hey man, I'm embarrassed to he seen with you. I heard there's gonna be an urban clearance sale at the prada store. Get yourself some new clothes.

Urbanite 2: Bet. I don't get enough in my welfare check to buy that stuff, and I am worthless trash and women won't even look at me... I'll be sure to check that sale out.

by Dafydd y Cymro January 10, 2022

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vaginal clearance

Access to a particular set of information granted on the basis of having a vagina.

Nora: Sorry Andy, that's classified.
Andy: Pssh, classified schmassified, I have a clearance.
Katilynn: Haha, what gives you clearance?
Andy: Haha c'mon I know you both love me, don't fight it. But if you must know, it was the TSA.
Katilynn: Bahhaha you have to have a vagina to know this business :) sorry Andy.
Nora: Vaginal clearance is required.

by n3lson March 30, 2011

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level 5 security clearance

derived from military security levels for access to classified info. i use it on a person or persons who needs permission before they are allowed to speak based on past experiences of saying the stupidest shit you've ever heard; use it especially on those who have a tendency to speak before thinking; i put 5 because thats the highest level i've heard in the army but you can use any number depending on how stupid the remark and your friends or random people are.

after she asked "how do you know when volcanoes are active" anferny and i determined she required a level 5 security clearance before being allowed to ask questions again.

by nani pilikia February 20, 2005

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