Cash For Clunkers

Easily the stupidest idea ever imagined in the history of the planet. Cash For Clunkers is just another failed attept to get the economy running again. A few of The rules that determine if your car is a Clunker are: Your car must be less than 25 years old, It must get at least 18 MPG and the car must be drivable. Once you turn over your perfectly good car-- I mean Clunker, you may get up to $4,500 off a newer, more fuel efficient car, like a Prius... for $20,000. What happens to your Clunker? The engine gets sold to China. Now isn't Cash for Clunkers just great?

Democratic politician: Cash For Clunkers will work! It makes total sense!

by maxatron July 30, 2009

clunker

Anything which is so worn-down and clapped out that failure is inevitable. May also be applied to movies in the same way that turkey is, denoting a movie of such awfulness that it defies belief.

"I hate to say but today's been a real fuckin' clunker, know what I mean?"

by Mr Ben February 8, 2005

clunkie

One whose fetish is the act of sex with robots. Similar to a furry.

Those clunkies put on robot suits and knocked their robot boots!

by Malarkey December 26, 2003

Clunky Bunker

Clunky Bunker is a girl who's similar to a shotgun shooter. Shes got a plump round butt which in many cases is clunky. Its so big you could hide behind it like you would a bunker.

Person A:
HoO! Every Ass That Enormous Has Excellant Roundness!

Person B:That chicks gotta clunky bunker not even a bomb could bust.

by Bobo Babe December 14, 2009

clit clunking

The act of inserting ones toes into a vagina whilst flicking your big toe on the clitoris. Typically an act of foreplay but can also take the place of sex. Originated at the University of Florida by the freaky college students there.

*Julia and Ryan are having sex*
Julia: this sucks lets try something new. Why dont you try clit clunking me??
Ryan: I guess, its been awhile since ive clipped my toe nails though..."

by Gamma Rho August 30, 2009

clunked

Verb - The process of checking in and immediately checking out a document saved in the Desksite document management system - so as to ensure collegues can access your latest contributions.

"Hey, I just clunked that document, so you can rip it to pieces and create more work for me now."

by sleepless221 February 4, 2010

Clanked

Another word for being boned, usually by a robot.

Jenna: Dude, Mark just told me a robot clanked him.
Bill: Welcome to the future, man,

by Wolf God Fenrir May 8, 2016