Chasturbate

To jerk off or sexually please the chassis of a car.

I watched Joe Chasturbate all night long to Mia Khalifa.

by Ballslover719733 January 2, 2022

Classterbation

When one gets the sudden urge to bust a nut midway through class. Normally applicable when there is a sexy female in the area.

Student 1: Hey man, did you see that new girl? she was wearing a skirt and i classterbated after i saw her!
Student 2: Dude.... gross.. Classterbation is disturbing.

by NutBustah April 13, 2011

Celasturbate

The act of masturbating to celebrate something. Must be done within two hours of your accomplishment or it is just consider masturbating.

Once I finish this essay I'm gonna celasturbate!

When Michael Phelps won all of those gold medals in the Olympics, he went home and celasturbated.

by ASaga2 February 15, 2010

classturbator

Classtubator is a student that masturbates in class, Male or Female

Crozier:*masturbating*
Teacher: CROZIER WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Crozier: miss smell my hand!
Tom: MISS HE'S A CLASSTURBATOR

by king classier April 23, 2014

classterbation

Masterbating with the pinky out.

I was at a high brow function and classterbation was in order.... Masterbation with the pinky out!

by Jujuwee May 7, 2017

casturbate

verb. the act of pleasuring oneself with a broken arm.

I had to casturbate today,I couldn't take it anylonger.

by Jdisco September 7, 2013

casturbate

Casting porn from your tiny phone/tablet to your giant TV screen via a streaming device (Chromecast, AppleTV, Roku, Fire Stick, etc.)

Babe, I can't see that on your tiny iPhone5 screen, casturbate it!

by NotFunny_JustWrong May 23, 2016