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clammy chowder

When one eats a handfull of shmagma from under the foreskin of a friend, then regurgitates it into the vagina of a woman, and proceeds to use it as lube while performing intercourse. (Also can be used during anal sex)
Last weekend, after marissa and I ate dinner, I took her back to my place and john and I made her some clammy chowder...
by Tom Soler December 9, 2011
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double pits to clammy

The Girls Version of "Double Pits To Chesty" when they need to "Freshen Up" For An "Encounter" In the near future
Guy 1: She Has To Go Home, Get Ready For Her Bf Later
Guy 2: Oh Word? Double Pits To Clammy!!!!!!!
by FLOODZILLA October 14, 2010
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Cold Clammy man tits

Man boobies that sweat underneath when they get cold.
Ie: When you lift up your man boobs and feel it. Amazing like gross vagina or fromunda cheese.Cold clammy man tits.
by Cesar the awesome January 12, 2009
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clammy cello

The sexual act of having anal sex with a femal whilst sitting in a chair, playing with her vagina with your right hand and her nipple with your left hand, the left hand reaching around the back to play with the far side nipple. This must be done with the female on the males lap, her facing outward.
I fucked a musician last night and decided to give her a clammy cello.
by Coup April 9, 2014
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Clammy Chamois

The results of a lot of promiscuous sex where a females sexual organ produces an odor similar to clam chowder
Sorry if it smells like clams, I am having a clammy chamois outbreak.
by marlory allegg December 9, 2011
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Clammy craw didder

Performing a foot job after taking off your work socks after a 10 hour shift, almost mirroring the process of whittling a stick to start a fire.
I was so tired when I left my shift at the hospital, the only satisfaction I could give my husband was the ole clammy craw didder.
by Slimmer Fredette February 19, 2022
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clammy clam

A condition where the vagina becomes too hot for a long period of time, resulting in a moist vagina.
"How was work, Jenna?" "It was hot today, I've got a clammy clam."
by Themaninorangesauce November 18, 2015
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